"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth
if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that in 2010 I made a fake zac efron account on facebook so I could be “in a relationship” with him
Have you ever walked into a room and forgotten why you went in there? That’s God playing sims. He just canceled your action.
So I’m on my period and I randomly burst into tears but I looked in the mirror and the face I was making was so awful I just started laughing.
why would you want a thigh gap if your thighs touch then you’re one step closer to becoming a mermaid look who’s laughing now
I get so excited when
the phone rings and it’s youthe microwave pings and my food is ready