hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

(via brbfuckingbiebs)

gwennovynne:

yes 911 hello i stepped in something wet in my socks

niam-hugs:

my mind says victoria secret model, but my heart says food

soshiallyawkward:

if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that in 2010 I made a fake zac efron account on facebook so I could be “in a relationship” with him

we-are-the-new-faces-of-failure:

Have you ever walked into a room and forgotten why you went in there? That’s God playing sims. He just canceled your action.

assbuttcollins-jensenassles:

So I’m on my period and I randomly burst into tears but I looked in the mirror and the face I was making was so awful I just started laughing.

paleboners:

why would you want a thigh gap if your thighs touch then you’re one step closer to becoming a mermaid look who’s laughing now

(Source: glowingboners)

juliadelaneybug:

I was addicted to the hokey pokey…. But I turned myself around.

thecowboykings:

I get so excited when the phone rings and it’s you the microwave pings and my food is ready 

polaroidparties:

You had me at “hello” “I’ll give you food.”

698.