friez-before-guys:

When you close your movie tab instead of closing the advertisement

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(Source: official-loser-club, via the-awkward-platypus)

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial, via the-awkward-platypus)

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

(via brbfuckingbiebs)

gwennovynne:

yes 911 hello i stepped in something wet in my socks

niam-hugs:

my mind says victoria secret model, but my heart says food

soshiallyawkward:

if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that in 2010 I made a fake zac efron account on facebook so I could be “in a relationship” with him

we-are-the-new-faces-of-failure:

Have you ever walked into a room and forgotten why you went in there? That’s God playing sims. He just canceled your action.

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